Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Responses to Lousy Pick Up Lines

When a man says: "Haven't I've seen you someplace before?" The appropriate response is: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."

 

When man says : "Is this seat empty?" The appropriate response is: "Yes, and if you sit there, this one will be empty, too."

 

When a man says: "Your place or mine?" The appropriate response is: "Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine."

 

When a man says: "So, what do you do for a living?" The best response is: "I'm a female impersonator."

 

When a man says: "I would go to the end of the world for you." The appropriate response is: "But would you stay there?"

courtesy CAR TALK SHOW

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